This might be the stupidest movie I’ve ever seen. But it sure was enjoyable. Rampage is based loosely on the original arcade game. In this version a genetic experiment goes wrong, causing several animals- an albino gorilla, a wolf, and an alligator- to mutate and grow exponentially. The Rock plays a primatologist who trained the…
Jordan’s Mini Reviews- There Will Be Blood, Happy Death Day, Moon, Logan Lucky, American Assassin
I’m trying something new this week in order to review several movies I watched over the last couple weeks. On the previous iteration of this site before it was changed and expanded, I occasionally did classic movie reviews and DVD reviews. This is a play on that. These reviews will be short and concise to…
A Quiet Place Review- Jordan
Jim is my favorite character from The Office. If John Krasinski keeps making movies like this, he will quickly become one of my favorite actors/directors in general. A Quiet Place is set in a world that has been ravaged by creatures that hunt solely by sound. Those that have survived must live in complete silence…
Movie March Madness Winner
64 movies were around when the bracket started. 2 remained at the end. You guys picked The Empire Strikes Back and The Dark Knight to face off for the championship- 2 of the most influential movies in their respective genres. It doesn’t hurt that they both also have 2 of the best villains in movie…
Ready Player One Review- Jordan
Steven’s Spielberg’s newest film takes place in the year 2045, a time when pretty much everyone spends most of their day inside a virtual world known as the Oasis. When the creator of the Oasis dies, he plants an “Easter Egg” inside the world, with control of the game and a small fortune the reward…
Movie March Madness CHAMPIONSHIP Voting
Well as much as your votes have surprised me during this tournament, I shouldn’t be shocked that the Final Four matchups ended the way they did. While I thought The Shawshank Redemption was the movie to beat at this point, The Dark Knight took it down. It was relatively close with The Dark Knight taking…
Tomb Raider Review
Having Alicia Vikander as Lara Croft over Angelina Jolie is a huge plus for this movie over the original movies because she is better in pretty much every way. But perhaps the biggest plus is that there is significantly less CGI shark punching in this movie than in the other ones. Win for the remake,…
Movie March Madness Final Four
We began with 64 movies and now we are down to the Final 4. After an Elite 8 without many surprises, we are down to The Dark Knight, The Shawshank Redemption, The Empire Strikes Back- 3 of my personal favorite movies of all time along with what myself and many others consider to be one…
Movie March Madness Elite 8
I don’t understand what you guys are even voting for anymore. While I absolutely love all of the remaining 8 movies and would be happy to see any of them win, most of the movies I thought had the best shots at winning have been eliminated. Most of the matchups in the Sweet 16 actually…
Annihilation Review- Jordan
I am definitely not smart enough for this movie. Annihilation opens with a meteor hitting the earth near a small coastal town. This causes a mysterious area, dubbed “The Shimmer”, to form and cause everything inside of it to mutate. A team of scientists, led by Natalie Portman, enter The Shimmer to try and find…
Movie March Madness Round 2 Results + Sweet 16 Voting
As the basketball bracket is being announced this evening, we are moving into the Sweet 16. Round 2 did not disappoint in the March Madness upsets and craziness. Three (!!!) number 1 seeds and 2 number 2 seeds fell, while 3 matchups ended coming down to 2 votes or less. Jaws took out Lawrence of…
Movie March Madness Round 1 Results + Round 2 Voting
Round one of Movie March Madness has come to a close with some interesting results. While most of the favorites won (like the basketball tournament, a 16 seed was unable to upset a 1 seed), there were several upsets. Unfortunately, 15 seed A Few Good Men was not able to hold its lead for the…
