Future of Jordan’s Movie Guide

When I started this in June 2015, I just thought it was going to be a place to rant about movies in a place for my friends and family to look at. It ended up far surpassing anything I could have thought at the time. The last 6 months or so, I have not had…

Justice League Movie Review

Wow, a DC movie that I didn’t find completely underwhelming and disappointing. In Justice League, some of DC’s most famous superheroes including Batman, Flash, Wonder Woman, Superman, Aquaman, and Cyborg, team up to stop Earth’s next great threat- A CGI video game character named Steppenwolf. Pretty sure it’s not the “Magic Carpet Ride” band but still…

Baby Driver Movie Review

Now that’s how you do car chases. Baby Driver is about a young man (Ansel Elgort) who works as a getaway driver for a crime boss (Kevin Spacey). After he meets and falls in love with a waitress (Lily James), he tries to get out of the criminal world. However, this proves to be more…

Thor Ragnarok Movie Review

Best Marvel movie, like some are saying? Nah. Best Thor movie yet? Easily. Thor Ragnarok is the 226th movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe and the 435th superhero movie of the past 3 years. This one follows Thor in his third standalone feature, this time trying to make his way back home to save it…

The Founder Movie Review

I’ve been to McDonalds plenty of times in my life. Did I ever care about how it was founded? Nope. Did this movie make me more interested? Ehhh… it tries. The Founder is about a man named Ray Kroc (Michael Keaton) who does everything he can to steal buy and control McDonalds. This leaves him at…

The Wall Movie Review

If nothing else, this movie’s got the intensity factor for sure. The Wall follows two Marines, played by Aaron Taylor Johnson and John Cena, as they come under attack by an enemy sniper. What follows is an intense game of cat and mouse as the Marines try to survive.

Favorite Movie Scenes 2: Georgie meets Pennywise IT (2017)

I’m not sure what’s worse, the fact that I was supposed to do these weekly and haven’t done one in a month, or the fact that this was supposed to be released on Halloween… which was almost a week ago. Anyway, here’s the second edition of my favorite movie scenes, this one coming from a…

It (2017) Movie Review

Yep. Clowns are still terrifying. It is an adaptation of Stephen King’s classic horror novel. The movie focuses on the half of the book dealing with a group of children in the town of Derry who must face off against an evil, child-eating clown who also takes the form of anything the children fear most….

Dunkirk Movie Review

Well, if nothing else it’s probably the loudest movie I’ve ever seen. Dunkirk details the harrowing true story from World War 2 where the Allies were forced to retreat from France after the Germans had surrounded them. This shows how 300,000 soldiers were evacuated even as they were picked off one at a time.

War for the Planet of the Apes Movie Review

Look out Nolan’s Batman, Lord of the Rings, Toy Story, and the original Star Wars. With this installment, we’ve got a new trilogy in the mix for best ever. War for the Planet of the Apes is the final installment following Caesar in his fight against the remnants of the U.S. military. This time things…

Spider-Man Homecoming Movie Review

The 6th Spider-Man movie in 15 years lead by the third guy to play the character ends up being the best on yet. I honestly didn’t see that one coming. Spider-Man Homecoming shows us the origin of Spider-Man for the third time, this time skipping over the radioactive spiderbite and Uncle Ben nonsense that has…