War for the Planet of the Apes Movie Review

Look out Nolan’s Batman, Lord of the Rings, Toy Story, and the original Star Wars. With this installment, we’ve got a new trilogy in the mix for best ever. War for the Planet of the Apes is the final installment following Caesar in his fight against the remnants of the U.S. military. This time things…

Spider-Man Homecoming Movie Review

The 6th Spider-Man movie in 15 years lead by the third guy to play the character ends up being the best on yet. I honestly didn’t see that one coming. Spider-Man Homecoming shows us the origin of Spider-Man for the third time, this time skipping over the radioactive spiderbite and Uncle Ben nonsense that has…

Wonder Woman Movie Review

Despite what the reviews say, once again, another movie this year turns out rather lackluster and disappointing. Wonder Woman is yet another superhero origin story, this time of a powerful woman who is part God, I guess? The exact origins are murky, as are what exactly her powers are. But she’s powerful, has a magic sword,…

Alien Covenant Movie Review

It really shouldn’t be this hard to make another great Alien movie. Alien Covenant is the follow up to the disappointing Prometheus with both being prequels to the original Alien. It follows a group of people heading to colonize a planet. During their journey, they make a stop to investigate a distress call (stop me…

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.2 Movie Review

J I aspire to be able to come up with witty insults at the level of those thrown at Rocket in this movie. Trash panda and triangle faced monkey? Pure gold and had me rolling. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 picks up where the first one left off as we rejoin our ragtag team…

Fate of the Furious Movie Review

I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact they’ve made eight of these things so far. EIGHT. The Fate of the Furious continues the series that has come a long way since being Point Break with cars. In this one, the team of terrible actors driving fast cars has to overcome their greatest threat-…

Life Movie Review

Somehow the most unbelievable thing about this movie that involves a rapidly growing alien life form found in the dirt on Mars attacking a bunch of astronauts is the fact that NASA held a contest that let a bunch of elementary school kids name the alien. Life is about a group of astronauts, most notably…

Kong: Skull Island

Well, people that like seeing a giant monkey destroy helicopters are gonna love this one. Kong: Skull Island is about an expedition to explore a previously uncharted island during the Vietnam war era. Obviously things don’t go quite as planned, because why would they when you do something stupid like go to an island shaped like a…

Dr. Strange Movie Review

I avoided seeing Dr. Strange in theaters because I was a little tired of superhero origin stories because they are pretty much all the same. Plus this one looked a little too odd and just not very interesting to me. But thanks to Redbox, I gave it a shot now. And it turns out this…

Get Out Movie Review

A movie with a nearly perfect Rotten Tomatoes score is always intriguing to me. I just wasn’t expecting this one to be… well completely wacked out of its mind. Get Out is about a young black man who goes to meet his white girlfriend’s parents. This goes worse than most meet the parents situations go,…