The First Purge Review- Jordan

What happened to the fun horror/action movies that were the first two Purge movies. The First Purge is the confusingly titled fourth entry into The Purge series. This one follows the events leading up to and including the first ever experimental “purge”, a 12 hour period in which all crime is legal. This one takes…

Sicario: Day of the Soldado Review- Jordan

Sicario was one of my favorite movies of 2015. Did it need a sequel? Probably not. But we got one and it simultaneously has one of the worst subtitles and one of the best posters ever. Sicario: Day of the Soldado finds the U.S. under attack by suicide bombers coming into the country through the…

Ant Man and the Wasp Review- Jordan

I guess this was the weekend of me seeing remarkably average sequels. Ant-Man and the Wasp is the latest movie in the MCU and the second movie focusing on the world’s tiniest hero. In this one, Ant-Man must team up with The Wasp to take on a mysterious entity known as Ghost, as well as…

Tag Review- Jordan

Tag is the (unbelievably) true story of a group of friends who get together every May to play the same game of tag they have been playing since they were kids. One of them (played by Jeremy Renner) has never been tagged and the group sees the perfect opportunity during the week of his wedding….

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Review- Jordan

There’s gonna be some minor spoilers in this review, because… well I don’t really care and neither should you honestly. But if you do, don’t read any further until you see the movie. Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is the newest movie in the Jurassic Park franchise and the second on the Jurassic World side. In…

Incredibles 2 Review- Jordan

I don’t even like these movies as much as everyone else and they are still the best Fantastic Four movies ever made. Marvel has to step up their game if Disney does buy Fox. The Incredibles 2 is a sequel to The Incredibles, which came out 14 years ago. Have no fear though, it picks…

Hereditary Review- Jordan

I have no doubt that in 20 years this will be remembered as one of the “classic” horror movies. Right up there with The Exorcist, The Shining, and Halloween. This is, quite possibly, a masterpiece. Hereditary follows a family who is suffering from a loss of a loved one. Soon after, strange events start to…

Upgrade Review- Jordan

I wish I could see more movies like this. I didn’t know a thing about it other than the IMDB description. I hadn’t seen a single trailer. It kept the whole movie fresh and it was glorious. Upgrade is a futuristic revenge thriller with a touch of Robocop, mixed with Venom from that recent trailer,…

Adrift Review- Jordan

Thank God Shailene Woodley got out of doing those Divergent movies. She deserves a chance to really shine. Adrift tells the true story of a young couple who are given the opportunity to sail across the Pacific in the 1980s. After a hurricane all but destroys their boat, they attempt to navigate to Hawaii with…

Solo: A Star Wars Story Review- Jordan

My biggest question going into this movie was “Is this movie really necessary”. Unfortunately my biggest question coming out of this movie was “Was this movie really necessary”. Solo: A Star Wars Story is an origin story of sorts for the famous character of Han Solo. We follow a younger version of the smuggler, years…